Subvert the patriarchy but make it sexy. This sounds like a glib slogan but it’s the artistic high-wire act that Lady Lucerne performs with Keep It Klassy. Lucerne is one of the most innovative and daring performers on the New Orleans circuit, and specialises in genre-defying acts that loosely fall into neo-burlesque. Maybe you’ve seen her at Dirty Dime Peep Show emerging onto the stage as a gyrating foetus to Destiny’s Child’s ‘Survivor’, combining shock and eroticism with an intelligence that lifts it well beyond schlock. Tonight’s show maintains this informed poise, the show’s title coming from a patronising ex who wished that Lucerne might rein in her cultural expression for reasons of supposed propriety. This misplaced opinion forms the basis of a delightfully brutal etiquette parody video, presented as one of the multi-media portions that allow Lucerne to switch between a selection of increasingly impressive costumes and sets for a series of explosive routines. It’s best not to spoil the visual surprises, but multiple climaxes include praying mantises, beheadings and Kylie Minogue. The weight of the patriarchal gaze and commentary is literally and figuratively addressed, with everything from disco to an AOC speech as inspiration. The serial performative conquests on stage are backed up with touching moments of vulnerability, something that contextualises the necessity of the theme and allows for genuine empathy amid the visual and gymnastic flourishes. It’s an unabashed triumph, one that the show’s inspiration would likely hate, but which works out pretty nicely for, well, all of us. You’ve got a chance to share in this celebration tonight, you should really take it. 
Keep It Klassy, 7pm, AllWays Lounge - ticket link

It's hard to pigeonhole Dallas-based Lorelei K, aside from placing them in a box that's labelled "Ridiculously Talented". Lead by talismanic songwriter and supernova-in-waiting Dahlia Knowles, the band deliver some ethereally dramatic post-punk, with dreampop and darkwave weaved in for good measure. Ah, don't take our inadequate words for it, go and listen to them. This could be one of those gigs that in ten years you tell your friends' kids you were at and they won't believe you ever had taste that good, and it's a sensational chance to see something special in an intimate venue. We'll see you there. 
Lorelei K play The Goat on Sunday 17th @ 8pm. 

Ever wondered in this confusing day and age how TF you’re supposed to Keep It Klassy? Haus of Lucerne has answers for you. A whole ONE-WOMYN SHOW full of answers.

For TWO NIGHTS ONLY, one of the city's most innovative performers lands at the Always Lounge Twilight Theater! Lady Lucerne will take her 38 years on the planet and distill it into a flaming amalgamation of classy advice, harrowing spectacle and exceptional audience interaction.

PLUS, for the first time ever, an intermission that's actually a fashion show, presenting hawt couture by the stunningly talented  JAHIREEN!

Pick ONE OR BOTH:

October 14, Doors 10:00, Show 10:30
October 14, Doors 7:00, Show 7:30

Ticket link

To Keep It Extra Klassy, 30% of ticket sales will be donated directly to local Ida relief mutual-aid organizations. 

As long as he's making videos, we'll keep posting them...

Photos from Godless Constitution soon but last night's return to live comedy was just what our hearts needed! Local Uproar, brought to you by Up All Night NOLA and New Orleans Ice Cream, 8pm every Saturday at The AllWays Lounge.