Ever wondered in this confusing day and age how TF you’re supposed to Keep It Klassy? Haus of Lucerne has answers for you. A whole ONE-WOMYN SHOW full of answers.
For TWO NIGHTS ONLY, one of the city's most innovative performers lands at the Always Lounge Twilight Theater! Lady Lucerne will take her 38 years on the planet and distill it into a flaming amalgamation of classy advice, harrowing spectacle and exceptional audience interaction.
PLUS, for the first time ever, an intermission that's actually a fashion show, presenting hawt couture by the stunningly talented JAHIREEN!
Pick ONE OR BOTH:
October 14, Doors 10:00, Show 10:30
October 14, Doors 7:00, Show 7:30
To Keep It Extra Klassy, 30% of ticket sales will be donated directly to local Ida relief mutual-aid organizations.
UP ALL NIGHT
Even more distractions. Probably NOT SAFE FOR WORK!